Do you buy your tinfoil hat off the shelf or is it custom made?

"Ben met General William Westmoreland, had dinner with Congressional Medal of Honor winners, marched at the head of a Memorial Day parade, and was offered a full scholarship to West Point"
https://books.google.com/books?id=t9AFkUyeZOsC&printsec=frontcover&dq=gifted+hands&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0CDEQ6AEwAmoVChMIhKTth_CGyQIVhTg-Ch3zpwAB#v=onepage&q&f=false
(Page 49 of Gifted Hands.)